Fuck Boy 101 – Lessons 1 & 2

Listen up Bruh!  I have RAISED AND TRAINED better fuck boys than you will ever become. Shit at this point had you asked, I would have trained your monkey ass too so you don’t just do dumb shit that makes both of us look bad when I gotta tell the damn story.

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OK I already know the title alone has either grabbed you or repelled you. Honestly, I don’t much give a shit. That is my mood right now. Take it or leave it BUT, I do kinda hope you stick around for a bit and check this bullshit out. 

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Well the blog isn’t bullshit but this most recent fuck boy stunt is bullshit for sure!!!! I’m telling you as creative as I normally am, I SWEAR YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!!!! NO FUCKIN’ WAY!!! You may be able to SAVE A FUCK BOY TODAY by reading this and sharing it.

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I always thought from past experience that fuck boys are usually young, a bit wet behind the ears, eager to please, with a guaranteed hard dick and not much else going for them. Long on ego, short on smarts. I know I sound like a complete bitch but again, I don’t much give a shit right now.

Anyway, HAAAHAAAHAAA guess what I learned yesterday. A mother fucker can be in his late 40’s still be a FUCK BOY!!!!!! . Oh, wait though, not just any kind of fuck boy, LMAO!!! A sloppy assed, new acting, mother fucker-you-should-know-better type of fuck boy!!! AT 47???? Really dude. Gosh dammit…. especially when, what is now your EX (but your bitch ass hasn’t gotten your own place yet) is a bright, successful, ambitious, no non-sense grown assed, real woman. Mutha Fukkr!!!!! You should have phoned a fucking friend before you tried fuck boy shit on a real woman.

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Listen up Bruh!  I have RAISED AND TRAINED better fuck boys than you will ever become. Shit at this point had you asked, I would have trained your monkey ass too so you don’t just do dumb shit that makes both of us look bad when I gotta tell the damn story. Here is the thing, young fuck boys are open, teachable and always deliver the D. They know their role, understand the job and play their fucking part without trying to run shit. As an OLD ASSED FUCK BOY, you still need to do the same shit. Play your fucking role, cuz you don’t run shit up in this piece. You have a grown woman standing before you and as a grown woman I know how to let a man be a man, fall back and let you shine. Make no mistakes though darling. While you are content being the head, I will always be the neck. Fuck boys probably won’t understand that, but check this out…. this is written communication and Fuck boys don’t read!!!! Hahahahahah maybe I need to insert a video for FUCK BOY 101 LESSONS.  That shit will fo sho be pay per view.
Here is your free preview for you and all The Fuck Boys that you know.

FUCK BOY lesson 1 – AIN’T SHIT FREE !  While your monkey ass sitting around thinking you running shit and getting over cuz you living up in a house with a woman getting meals cooked and pussy on demand and barely covering half the bills. Remember this, you think you getting over but to a real woman that is the cost she is willing to pay for companionship and good dick. So, when you stop providing good dick AND you creating problems, you gotta go you! That is like a price increase and we don’t do that here! The Queen sets the prices in the Queendom.

Now what I will tell you, is it is possible to graduate from Fuck Boy to Full Time “that’s my man” status but doing fuck boy shit in your 40’s ain’t gonna getcha there boo boo.

FUCK BOY lesson 2  SUN STILL SHINES ON A DOG’S ASS Now if you have little or no fuck boy experience that may seem a tad strange. Allow me to explain….. A dog’s ass is still a dog’s ass, rain, shine or shade. Meaning a FUCK BOY is still a FUCK BOY regardless of race, age or impression. See I just got fooled by a grown ass FUCK BOY. I knew we were on different levels and I knew we came from two different worlds, but I thought we could overcome the differences and the obstacles. However, that is because I thought in the beginning that he was a grown ass man. He said the right things, did the right stuff while we were dating, and convinced me that we could make this thing long term. Lemme confess. I fell for it. but this is what ya’ll gotta understand. A dog’s ass is still a dog’s ass and once the sun shines on it, it will always show up to be exactly what it has always been. A DOG’S ASS aka a FUCK BOY! and sure as shit stinks that is exactly what he has done. But he is so sloppy that it may actually be an insult an embarrassment to the more defined Fuck Boys around the globe.

For real tho…. I have…..no time for FUCK BOYS especially not an old sloppy one! 

Tune in later for the FUCK BOY SAGA along with lessons 3 & 4 I’m telling you, ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit!

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Leave The Assholes Behind You

Sugar coated shit is still shit in the middle and if you ingest too much it will leave you either toxic or dead. You pick your poison, but me, I ain’t expecting sugar coated shit to turn into chocolate cake just because I add high quality ingredients.

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Yeah that sounds good in theory but they forgot to mention you gotta do right by YOU first. In doing so, sometimes that means leaving a mother fucker just how you found them hurt, broken, lost and alone. 

It sucks to have to say that but some people aren’t worthy of the investment. Some people are just assholes and you gotta leave an asshole where it belongs👄 behind you! That’s not mean that’s just real talk. 

Here is what I have learned over the years. Sugar coated shit is still shit in the middle and if you ingest too much it will leave you either toxic or dead. You pick your poison, but me, I ain’t expecting sugar coated shit to turn into chocolate cake just because I add high quality ingredients. It ain’t happening! And I ain’t ingesting it! 

Therefore, I made the decision to stop trying to change people. I meet them where they are, and decide if it works for me or not. I don’t have enough time left on this earth to keep investing and wait for a return. 

Now that is not to say that I don’t try to be a good, kind, loving person because I do. I do that for me though, not because I expect them to change. I allow people to be their most authentic self. If they are authentically an asshole, I respect that too. But, I have my own thanks, and nobody needs more than one asshole in their life. 

Haha now that’s some real shit for ya! 

Be you boo, but let an asshole be an asshole!