People Lie Too Damn Much

And that is the problem with relationships today. Nobody says what the f#$% they mean

What the hell. I was just thinking about relationships. Not just intimate relationships but even friendships. Then I started to think about why I keep to myself so much. It’s because shit ain’t balanced. Like wayyyy the fuck uneven. Part of that’s my fault though. Why? Because I tell the truth and want other people to do the same. I have learned that seldom happens, but hey I’m a fucking optimist ok๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

For instance, when I say I GOT YOU. Then I mean I fuckin’ GOTCHO ASS! Like I’m all in. 

When I say I’m not doing something… Then I mean save your breath, respect my time, find something better to do with yours and shut the fuck up about it because no matter what you say I AIN’T FUCKING DOING IT!

Likewise if I say I Love You….. Then I really mean that shit! You won’t ever have to doubt it because it becomes part of who I am to SHOW YOU!!! 

And that is the fucking problem with fucking relationships today. Nobody says what the fuck they mean. Everybody is too busy pussyfooting around peoples feelings and worrying about what the hell the chicas and the homies are gonna think instead of just being real. Damnnnnn is that too much to ask? 

Like seriously though, is it? 

It’s like being in an episode of The Real World and waiting on when people are gonna stop being polite and start getting real…. But they never do. Fuck Yo.. Just say what you mean and do what you say. 

Like take during sex for example…. Ladies, Have you ever had a guy ask you “is this my ๐Ÿบpussy๐Ÿบ?”and what did you say???? Probably some “yes baby” or some “its yours daddy” type of shit right? And dontchu sit here and lie either!!!!! You know you did. 

Well  how about you try telling the fucking truth next time his ass ask you that dumb shit. (I promise it will happen eventually) Now, not to tell you all my bizness but on some #SuperNovaForReal type shit this is what I say every time….”NO!” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 

I swear to you I Do…. So then he’s like “then who’s ๐Ÿบpussy๐Ÿบ is it?” Me: “MINE’ then he really tries to go hard in it like that changes shit. Look fellas, you can fuck as hard as you want for as long as you can and it still ain’t shifting the control of the #SuperNovaPussy over to you!

Real shit! Aint nobody ever stopped fucking because I told the truth either. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

But ladies look yall be on that bullshit tooooo!!!! Asking trap questions. Like do I look fat? Girl go ask the mirror and find your own answer.

But wait, Fellas you ever had a chick ask you before you’re about to smash…. “Do you โคloveโค me”?  Or wait what about this one???… “But will you respect me after”? And what lie did you tell??????? You said “YES, HELL YEAH, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND RESPECT YOU BABY”

Lies, lies, lies all fucking lies… No you don’t.  You want some ass and saying yes is a detour that honesty probably won’t get you to! 

Look y’all just tell the truth. Relationships are fucked up because people lie. They waste each others time trying to say the “right” thing instead of the “real” thing. 

Honesty may take longer but at least then, you know where you stand and how you ended up where you are. 

Fellas don’t say I love you when you ain’t ready to do LOVE YOU shit. Ladies don’t ask him if he loves you, require that he show you that he does. And vice versa. If I have to ASK anyone if they love me…. I already have my answer….. They don’t. 

Aiight that’s it for today… I need a ๐Ÿธ  or ๐Ÿธ  ๐Ÿธ  ๐Ÿธ 

Fuckboys and Facebook

There should be a button on Facebook that allows you to flag a Fuckboy post.

Fuuuuuuck!!!!!! Keep the Fuckboys off of the Book!!!!

Y’all laughing but I am soooo serious tho!!!!

There should be a button on Facebook that allows you to flag a Fuckboy post. You  can add it on the little choice list with the like button.

You know something like….

Ya feel me?  Then after so many ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†  they’re profile has a permanent cover photo that says WARNING… YOU ARE ENTERING A HAZARDOUS AREA. KNOWN FUCKBOY ON DECK! 

That way innocent chicks can track the Fuckboy count and won’t unknowingly drink the  Hennesey laced koolaid or buy the non existent lifestyles of the Fuckboy Exteaordinnaire.  

Now I know there’s some thirsty ass broads just dyin’ for an opportunity to take their shots. Even with a ๐Ÿ† count  well over 990…. But that’s none of my bizness. (Don’t look at me all Fucked up YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT SHIT IS TRUE!)
And I’m not selfish, I wanna protect the masses. So this can also be used as a warning system for the homies…..Like, if you’re a good guy living a grown man type of life, but your homie is a fuckboy on fleek….. You miiiiight wanna distance yourself before you are named guilty by association.

Look, here’s what pisses me the fuck off. AFTER I became Fuckboy free all his friends, homies, and some of his family all the sudden wanna say… “We wandered why you were with him” & “I told u he wasn’t shit”.!.!.!
NO THE FUCK YOU DID FUCKING NOT!!

Had I known he had a 250,000 ๐Ÿ†count I would have ran in opposite direction, changed my name, said I was married, a lesbian or transgender…. Dayumm, and anything else I could do or say to avoid his ass!

No no no no no!!!! What they said was “wow he’s changed alot”  and “oooh I can’t believe you got him to settle down” 
Get the fuck outta here! For everyone who knew and didn’t tell me, they should have to commit 6 months of their life to living with the same Fuckboy bullshit that I had to endure as punishment for their silence. Then figure for themselves how to get out of it just like I had to do.

Ok shit! That’s not even what I came here to talk about. I’m just so annoyed by the blatant fuckery! 

No, what started this tangent was me being on FB and seeing the “Lifestyles of the Fuckboys and Not-Famous” flossing like they really got some shit to offer…. But the pics he was using to sway the masses are from when he was using me…

I wanted to be like “ummm boo boo,  you know love don’t live here no more and neither do you. So please stop flexing for  The Book!” 

And the I wanted to tell his groupies “FYI…That’s my chair he’s sitting in, at my house, on my patio… I fell for the smoke and mirrors too, don’t feel bad. But he’s a Fuckboy!… You have been warned and… You’re welcome. You can Thank me later cuz I know you ain’t gonna believe me right now”

Of course I didn’t but that is when I had my idea…. 

Slut Like Tendencies

So I really wanna talk a minute about Single men post relationship vs. Single women post relationship and the bullshit assed double standards that are at play. That shit is 50 shades of fucked up

Maaaaan, I had forgotten how fucking awesome being single is. Now I can appreciate how an inmate must feel on his release date. 

Okay, wait before the sensitive ass people, (who probably shouldn’t be following me anyway) get their panties in a wad…. Lemme say this. I already know that not that all relationships are bad, but mine have all sucked monkey nuts. Anyways fuck it…. I’m gonna save that for another day. 

So I really wanna talk a minute about Single men post relationship vs. Single women post relationship and the bullshit assed double standards that are at play. That shit is 50 shades of fucked up and I’m not feeling it one bit.

Back in the day Cyndi Lauper had a hit song called “Girls just wanna have fun” I think if she wrote it today she’d have called it “Girls just wanna fuck too”  Okayyyyy, maybe that’s a stretch but you know what the hell I’m getting at. (And by all means, don’t comment or email me asking who she is. My name Missy, not Google, go look that shit up.) But back to my point…..

When guys get free, their encouraged to do them, have some drinks, go out, get some ass and enjoy being single. #NovaNewsflash… That fucker was doing that shit long before he was single!! And 9 out of 10 of y’all knew about it!

When girls get free, we’re told to take it slow, enjoy our time alone, reconnect with our inner core, and decide what we want from the next relationship.Wait, whaaaaat? No you didn’t!

Ummm as the proud single Ex of the world’s oldest Fuckboy…. I say “fuck what yall talkin bout!” Y’all can go sit down with that bullshit. I’m tryna have fun! I had TIME to get in touch with my core and figure out what the fuck I want while his bum ass was off doing fuckboy shit and thinking I was a fool. Me, personally, I used my alone time IN THE RELATIONSHIP to get my head straight. Hahaha that’s why I’m single! #BoyBye
Honestly, I do prefer to have a regular source for the๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†. It limits complications and requires less  management. But look, shit happens sometimes and a ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†on standby is sometimes required to tame the ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ. (PSA:protect the kitty, fuck responsibly)

 Here’s what I want you to know about the single girls taking their own needs into control…. They’re not sluts, their more like, bachelorettes! They just have slut like tendencies. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž The grown and sexy bachelorette knows how to handle her business, get the ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†when she wants it, put the shit on pause when she doesn’t, and still look like a lady in the streets. Bachelorettes like their lives, men, and sex drama free! Sluts on the other hand, lack all of the above. They have no business to speak of, take the dick when and where they can get it, along with any ensuing bullshit that may be tired to it.  For them, the word lady is a noun not a verb. It conjours up images in their minds of their grannies in rocking chairs!

Soooo, please stop judging the girls that have survived the fuckboy bullshit and come out the other side knowing what they want and how to get it on their own terms. 

After all, girls just wanna have fun! Just like boys do!

Finding that Middle Ground

Ok I ain’t a saint, sometimes being fresh out of fucks to give is exactly what some people deserve

As I reflect on the past few years  I must admit I’ve come a long way on my growth journey. I also must admit, I’ve got a long road ahead yet to be explored. 

I’m grateful I’ve made it this far! As I prepare to say good damn riddance to 2016 and all it’s fucked up memories, I am thinking about my main personal growth objectives for the upcoming year. For me, that means learning to find that middle ground with personal relationships! 

What I do know. is that not everyone is worthy of, or prepared to receive my best. That’s been demonstrated repeatedly, to the point it’s become a hindrance to my success. 

For the most part I either care too much or not at all. Both are dangerous places for me. The first usually ends up hurting me and the latter I end up unintentionally hurting someone else. Ok I ain’t a saint, sometimes being fresh out of fucks to give is exactly what some people deserve and I’m more than willing to oblige them. Who gives a shit about their feelings. See that’s why that’s dangerous. But to those individuals, whom I will just refer to as the exes. (EX-friends, EX-lovers, EX-husband, EXwhatever, You get the point!) Fresh out of fucks is what I am for them and fresh out I shall remain. 

But in the new year I’m gonna really work on my fuck distribution. I promise, I really am. Now don’t go getting all excited and expect for me suddenly change up cuz that ain’t happening. I’m just gonna try to be more selective on the front end fucks. So in 2017 I shall keep my fucks to myself until people earn them. That way I don’t end up getting fucked in the back end… (hahaha yall catch that?)
#NovaNewsFlash #FreshOuttaFucks 

โ€‹The Fuckboy Formula

Remind yourself that dick is a dime a dozen and good dick may cost u 20 cents at best.

I have no idea where this shit comes from but I was just thinking about how fuckboys become fuckboys. 
As women we wrongfully blame ourselves and absorb responsibility for a great deal of the bullshit that fuckboys Put us through. But on the real though, if you look at their history, they were fuckboys when we inherited them. So back to the questionโ€ฆ.. 

There is a fuckboy formulaโ€ฆ..

Great Dick + Bad Attitude โ€“ Respect = Fuckboy

Ok so I will be the first to admit Good Dick is a distraction. Thatโ€™s probably how I got caught up this last time. The dick was fire, his attitude however outside the bedroomโ€ฆ. Sucked monkey balls!!! I just wasnโ€™t paying attention! As for the respect factor. Level 0. 

He was a fuckboy in every form of the word. 

So how do you escape the fuckboy graspโ€ฆโ€ฆ

1.  Disengage from the dick.

Remind yourself that dick is a dime a dozen and good dick may cost u 20 cents at best. Fuckboy dick however, will cost u your peace of mind and your happiness. As long as he thinks his dick will keep you content you will be fighting a losing battle. #NovaNewsflash …It ain’t THAT DAMN GREAT BRUH!!!

2.   Get a good quality dildo.

This will get you over the โ€˜humpโ€™ no pun intended (but that shit is funny). Just like guys sometime we just need to get one or three off and a good dildo with fresh batteries will do the job just fine. Its quicker, quieter, no breakfast required, and no bullshit to be dealt with!

3. Take off the fucking rose colored glasses

See the fuckboy shit for what it is and stop blaming yourself and making excuses. Its not your imagination. Fuckboys are real and they will use you up and leave you high and dry as soon as your perceived value runs out.

4.  Remember your worth!!!!

Fuuuuck this is the key thoughโ€ฆ stop waiting, hoping, wishing that someone will do for you what you are capable of doing for.yourself. LOVING YOU!!!!! Now look. I aint judging, cuz yall know I got caught in the fuckboy game. But as soon as I recognized it I told the fucker he gotsta go!!! Not months or years later. DAYS!!

I never asked him to change, I never asked him to be anything other than the fuckboy he was. I loved me enough to say #BoyBye!

5.  STOCK UP!!! 

Never leave home wothout it. **Warning the gonna call you a stuck.up bitch but guess what…..THEY’RE IRRELEVANT!!

My Nice Just Ran The Fuck Out!

Fellas when you have a good woman at home. You know,ย the kind that cooks for you. Takes care of your home. Brings in a substantial part of the household income…. stop doing stupid shit and think that they don’t know what the fuck youโ€™re up too.

I try for the most part to be a good person, to see the best in others and in general just fucking be nice!

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That is a highly-overrated experience. So much so that I found it necessary to create a platform like this to express myself on days that I am just fresh out of fucks to give and the credit line has been revoked.

People take nice people for granted. Men take good women for granted. Here in lies my issue for this evenings rant!!!!

Fellas when you have a good woman at home. You know,ย the kind that cooks for you. Takes care of your home. Brings in a substantial part of the household income…. stop doing stupid shit and think that they don’t know what the fuck youโ€™re up too.

They do, they’re just waiting for the right moment to show you. ย And you look like a stupid asshole to all your boys who are stacked up on the sidelines waiting for your final fuck up and for her to tell you to kiss her ass for the last time.

You think you got shit on lock but guess what…smart women keep spare keys.

Knock that shit off!

That’s all I got to say. I’m about to call the locksmith

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Miss Me With The Bullshit and PS: FUCK OFF!!!!!

When you know you have done all you can do and it still isn’t good enough you gotta just be strong enough to say fuck it.ย 

All hell is about to break loose. Itโ€™s ok though. Sometimes shit has to shake you up to get you out of your comfort zone, even when your comfort zone is no longer comforting. Especially when your comfort zone has become down right un-fucking-comfortable.

When you know you have done all you can do and it still isn’t good enough you gotta just be strong enough to say fuck it.ย 

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Face your fears and remember that as of yesterday, you had already survived the hardest day of your life.

If today takes its place, tomorrow you can say…. I just survived the hardest day of my life.ย 

Either way my soul is telling me and spirit is insisting I say Fuck IT, Fuck YOU, and Fuck OFF. My heart is a bit sad but cool. My mind had already gained the clarity to see that IT, THIS, US, and YOU are all wrong for me

I was better before this and I will be better again once this is over.ย 

So, on behalf of my soul, spirit, heart, and mind I graciously say FUCK OFF. Love donโ€™t live here no more and neither do you mother fucker.

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No worries though I’mma keep my head up cuz you gonna learn today you fucked over the wrong bitch!